Sometimes the absurdities of life turn out to be too good to be true, as it was here — I stumbled upon this site a few days ago while doing a generic search for work, and straight away I passed it along to my friends:
“Pretty impressed with Gabriella M., who has low mileage (“she’s only seventeeeeeeen … SEVENTEEN YEAAAEEEAAAH!”), is going to be smart (going to college) and has “seen enough of the world” (i.e. no wedding in Paris — how about an Elk’s Lodge in upstate Wisconsin?). All for the price of a fully loaded Kia Sedona (with a 250hp 3.8 L V6)!”
Whoever masterminded this MOD operation: you get props for the FUNNY THINGER OF THE WEEK!